Blood 64


This story is 100% true according to my neighbor's dog.

Blood 64


Not too long ago, I had recently found my Nintendo 64 in my mom's basement. It was almost down there for 2 years. When I discovered it, I took the remains of it and brought it to a local repair shop. After that boring shit, I brought it back to my apartment to play some good Mario 64. When I started the game, the game was demonic and spooky. The logo of Nintendo looked like it was dripping in blood. I gasped loudly and shut the game off. I asked the old man next door who was selling N64 games why this was probably happening. He told me that the only reasonable answer was that it was cursed. I was too scared to go home, so I stayed at my mom's house for the next 3 weeks. Once I grew some balls and went back, the N64 was gone. I searched all over my house. Even the laundry room. I then looked into my basement, where I found a dead body. The dead person was holding the game in his hand. I placed him behind the wood wall of my basement so like I wouldn't be accused of murder or something. When I popped the game back into my N64, the blood was gone from the logo. I was very suspicious of what was happening here. When the game started with Mario's face, his face was gone. It was just a skeleton with blood in the eye sockets. I was really scared, but I wanted to play some Mario 64, so I really didn't care that much. When I started the game, there were already 2 files. One was named Ass and the other was lo.l. I was really confused, since back at the time, I was 5, but I got over it. I played the file l.o.l, and it was really weird. The game was glitchy and there was no mario, but it was replaced by Toad. I took the game and ripped it in half. I threw it's remains outside my apartment and burned it. I took it to the old man and left the ashes at his doorstep. It took me a couple weeks to get over that incident, but I played it for a final time. I decided to play the other save file. It was really weird because the game was almost completed. This freaked me out because it was used, and someone before should delete their save files, but this one still had the previous owner's save files, so I thought that maybe Satan took over the game and placed the save files back. It was the only logical reason. I asked the old man why this was happening, but then he kicked my ass because I left a bucket-full of ashes at his doorstep the year before. so whatever. But now, The game took over my apartment and hacked into my computer, it changed wallpaper to a picture of Justin Bieber. I was freaking out and I had to get rid of the curse, so I called my wife and she farted it out. The End.